Adversitising

I have been preparing for this post for some time now. It could be the greatest post I ever done. EVER! And now presenting...

ADVERTISING!!

Think about it. Advertisement is everywhere. It's on the TV, it's on the radio it's even in your computer! They are supposed to make you want to buy whatever the crap their selling. But why are they so freaking annoying?

Personally i think advertising is ridiculous. TV commercials look so stupid they make no sense. I am constantly saying, oh my god what the ****? Comercials are virtually loved and hated around the world!

My favorite commercials are the old spice one, the one for bell and anything with animals. My least favorites consist of McDonald and other fast food chains. They make the food look so perfect but do you know what it is actually made of? Well I'll tell you...

Ever seen a dairy queen commercial where there is a big tall blizzard and it looks so perfect and you can just see how cold it is and sometimes it's dripping and it look delicious? WRONG! That beautiful ice cream is actually scoops of mash potatoes or lard covered in diesel to give it that shiny appearance. Nasty right?

A big heaping bull of steaming hot pasta topped with rich red sauces, is actually dry pasta sitting a top of mashed potatoes. The sauce is cold and the steams is done in editing

A big juicy thick cut hamburger with a big ol' sesame seed bun with crisp lettuce and tomatoes, is actually a raw hamburger that they have blow torched to give it that "grilled" look and then bushes with diesel. The tomato is plastique, as is the lettuce. The bum is made of gum paste. The rest is all lighting and editing.

A nice big bowl a corn flakes, the milk pours in slowly and boom! The flakes explode. To make the milk pour they take would glue and mix it with white coloring agent. The flakes are actually potato chips that have been painted and coated with fake sugar.

Who's delicious now?

Location:On a freaking plane

Peace Bridge?

So this so called peace bridge. Is it truly that peaceful? I think not!!!!!

So Dave Bronconnier decides one day "oh I'm gonna spend 25 million dollars on a butt ugly bridge!" great! That makes total sense. Okay okay. So why could he have not spent it on something more, I don't know... Practical! On schools? The homeless? That guy named bob?

I feel that Calgary has enough bridges. Don't you think? Here is was I think.

That bridge looks like it was made out of ply wood from Canadian tire. That bridge is so ugly it is going to cause world war 5. Ya that's right. World war 5. Ya, it's so intense it skips right over the other two.

What is your opinion on this so called peace bridge?

The coast

Sorry I haunt been blogging for the past phew weeks. It's only because. I was on VACATION! So I went to Sidney BC to visit some family that live there. Here is what happened

12hour drive
Ferry
Internet on the ferry
Arrival
Sleep
Crabbing
No crab for dinner
Sleep
Elk lake
Beaver lake
Safeway
Sushi
Homemade sushi
More sushi
Fish
Thetis lake
The beach
Pendure island
Neighbour carol
Carols sister
Caroles sisters house
Her sons
Kayaking
Seal
More seals
No seals
Sandwich
More sleep
More crabbing
Crab for dinner!
Sleep
Sleepwalking
Sleep talking
Horseback ridding!
Cleaning horse poopy
Hugs for cousin
Sleep
Bead bouncing
Brother annoying
Camp preparing
More hugs
Omellet
Dogs in the car
On the ferry
Vancouver

Now if anyone actually can figure out what that was I will be astounded



Remember, always smile :D

Location:Sidney BC

The calgarian summer

Ah the Canadian summer. How I salute you and your rainy clouds and on occasion snow!

Now after that poetic verse I'll talk about what i really wanna talk about. We have all heard that cliche that canadians live in an igloo and it snows, all the time. Part of that cliché is correct. On occasion it will snow and rain heavily in the spring and summer! Which is was happening right now. Why can't we just have normal weather? I mean do think Canada just decided to be in the northern hemisphere? I well maybe it did. Besides that fact that it is a country and cannot move.

Would you enjoy having hail the size of golf balls falling from the sky. Let me tell you a story...

See it was yesterday, yesterday being the operative word if you read this is could very well be Friday or whatever, anyway, it was a monday (oh joy) and I was volunteering at the pleasant hights after school program as usual. And they were gonna go to the pool. But it was starting to get rainy. We went anyway. So we got to the pool got on the deck and I said " no way I'm getting in that water." after much convincing my friend got me to come and it was freezing the next thing I know, the life guard I'd yelling get out of the pool, thunderstorm! Do I get out rush back to the center wet while the wind and black clouds swirled and I froze my tiny canadian butt off!

And that, was my Canadian summer.

This is a picture from when the river overflowed in the park. See this is why rain is scary! Come on people!

Location:Where do ya think?

The first accomplishment of summer

This is so exciting! My first blog post from my brand new iPad! So usually I would rant about how awesome it is, but wont stray from my original post!

The first accomplishment of summer. Everyone has one, mine just happened to be a sand castle. So I'll set the scene for you...

It was a warm summer evening and I was at my house so, my friend Maddy came to pick me up to go too her house for a sleepover, pretty fun, so we got to her house and we were playing in her old treehouse and I was like, we should make a sand castle! And so we started to make one and it was pretty awesome! We had flags a bridge, windows and a tower! Unfortunatley before we could take the picture of our monumental sand castle, we need to take a shower considering we were covered in sand and we were drenched from her two giant dogs, Jake and Charlie, shaking from being her pool. So we got out and we came back and our sand castle was nothing more then a memory, her dogs trampled it! Yup. That's right.

See why can't dogs just realize what is important to us? That would be so much easier dogs knew what to touch, bet and rip. Have you ever had one of those days, I'm pretty sure we all have. Oh well! But this ipad is awesome

So tell me about your first accomplishment of summer! Really in intrigued.

Have a muffin tactic summer!

THE Ipad

Usually i rant about something i like or don't like. so im gonna rant about something i like for a fresh change. The ipad.

I was driving back from my singing lesson as a usually do. and was passing the apple store so i told my mom "lets go see the ipad" (OMG) so i get out go in and there is was. it was perfect, like in those movies where something awesome happens, and the light hits it perfectly and the angels above sing and it's totally ROCKED!!! i mean this thing is freaking awesome! it is just great, super fast internet, awesome apps! and then i thought back.

im looking at all these people sayin' "Ipad is stupid, ipad is big, ipad is useless." well i say: "you stupid, big and useless" (i didn't actually say that but still i wish i had.) stop dissing the ipad! the ipad is the future, and the people who were saying those bad things will be like: "whoa... we were wrong lets go buy an ipad yay!" (maybe)

anyway, amazing device everything works great! and check out the online apple store for the awesome features


And remember!

Never forget!

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What was it again? i forgot. oh well, happy saturday!

Animals who steal clothes

So sorry i haven't been writing! i was just think about something to write! so here it is

Animals who steal clothes
To those animal lovers out there you all know that your dogs and cats will get into your clothing. they will rip then and chew then and sometimes, pee on them. not fun. isn't it anoying? so first you realize it's gone and it just has to happen right before some party or a meeting or some important event, whatever. so you look every where and someone where in the back of your head you realize you animal isn't any where either! another huge problem right? wrong. so you look around and you find your dog in the basement chewing on something in the corner and you get closer and you see your clothing item! Happy ending right? Wrong. you end up having to wrestle your pet to get the item then when you get it it's covered in slobber!! fabulous. then you need to wash it and it's just...just...not cool. listen to this...
regular Saturday night, I'm at Alanna's house chillin' with her and rowan. so we hand out we go to sleep we wake up, so were on the computer playing sims having a ball, and all of a sudden rowan says; "Toffee has someone's bar!" (toffee is alanna's dog) and i automatical groan and get up. so i walk around and i finally catch him! and i start pulling on the one end of my bra, and he has it wenched in his mouth!!! after five minutes and 3 people trying to pull toffee OFF of my bra. i got it back and it was covered in ick.

Wasn't that a fun story? now the next time your dog steals your clothes just remember...
It's covered in spit

it will be hard to pry out

listen to your tongue to find the answers

Eat some chicken ricardo
And pungulate some juice

Pungulate: to inhale or slurp with excessive force. :D
and always remember someone else has it worse than you even when it seems like your day just sucks.