Thursday, April 1, 2010

Loaf of Bread


Isn't ridiculous how we call bread a loaf? i mean come on? loaf, it sounds like some kind of Bum! why don't we call it... a square of bread! wouldn't that make more sense? it's a square! loaf, a loaf isn't a shape in fact it means (googling it) oh wait... it means oblonged mass of food. that makes so much sense. anyway

why is bread square?! why isn't it round or triangular?! who came up with the idea that it have to be square? well if i were that guys i would make bread into a hexagon! wouldn't you want to eat a piece of bread with 8 sides? don't lie...

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that's what i thought :|

Can bread grow fungus!?! why is it white? why isn't my bread purple! I WANT PURPLE BREAD!!!!!

~Tiny
(Canadian was going to buy some soap)

2 comments:

  1. once again Tiny you rocked the whole square bread issue. Easter bread (Paska) is round and yummy. Love the new blog template, Tiny, you are keeping it fresh and real! Can't wait until you help me change my template.

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  2. Haha sorry Tiny that my dog almost pungulated your bra...at least you don't have to live with him! yesterday her drank some of his water, ate some of his dog food and decided he'd come and LICK ME with his dog-goobery toungue! XP ewwwww
    -Fishy (Alanna)

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