Animals who steal clothes

So sorry i haven't been writing! i was just think about something to write! so here it is

Animals who steal clothes
To those animal lovers out there you all know that your dogs and cats will get into your clothing. they will rip then and chew then and sometimes, pee on them. not fun. isn't it anoying? so first you realize it's gone and it just has to happen right before some party or a meeting or some important event, whatever. so you look every where and someone where in the back of your head you realize you animal isn't any where either! another huge problem right? wrong. so you look around and you find your dog in the basement chewing on something in the corner and you get closer and you see your clothing item! Happy ending right? Wrong. you end up having to wrestle your pet to get the item then when you get it it's covered in slobber!! fabulous. then you need to wash it and it's just...just...not cool. listen to this...
regular Saturday night, I'm at Alanna's house chillin' with her and rowan. so we hand out we go to sleep we wake up, so were on the computer playing sims having a ball, and all of a sudden rowan says; "Toffee has someone's bar!" (toffee is alanna's dog) and i automatical groan and get up. so i walk around and i finally catch him! and i start pulling on the one end of my bra, and he has it wenched in his mouth!!! after five minutes and 3 people trying to pull toffee OFF of my bra. i got it back and it was covered in ick.

Wasn't that a fun story? now the next time your dog steals your clothes just remember...
It's covered in spit

it will be hard to pry out

listen to your tongue to find the answers

Eat some chicken ricardo
And pungulate some juice

Pungulate: to inhale or slurp with excessive force. :D
and always remember someone else has it worse than you even when it seems like your day just sucks.

Loaf of Bread

Isn't ridiculous how we call bread a loaf? i mean come on? loaf, it sounds like some kind of Bum! why don't we call it... a square of bread! wouldn't that make more sense? it's a square! loaf, a loaf isn't a shape in fact it means (googling it) oh wait... it means oblonged mass of food. that makes so much sense. anyway

why is bread square?! why isn't it round or triangular?! who came up with the idea that it have to be square? well if i were that guys i would make bread into a hexagon! wouldn't you want to eat a piece of bread with 8 sides? don't lie...

.....

that's what i thought :|

Can bread grow fungus!?! why is it white? why isn't my bread purple! I WANT PURPLE BREAD!!!!!

~Tiny
(Canadian was going to buy some soap)

Who?

So i was thinking the other day... who is this justin bieber? okay first of all how did he just drop out of no where and become so freaking popular!! and how did he get famouse with that voice. like don't even get me started.

Okay so this "Justin bieber" i don't like him. he makes me go blah. okay first of all when this kid sings it sounds like a twelve year old girl (apparently its really hot to sound like your 12) and when this kid hits puberty his voice is gonna change on the fly and it's gonna be hilariouse. i mean do we really want this cookie cutter pop-star kid polluting our world with his "baby! baby! baby!" (one of his grossly idiotic songs) you know who had good music? the beatles! tim mc-graw, lady antebellum! these people have real taste in music! there not in it for the money, they don't lame songs, their in it for the music!!

isn't that what music is about people?! the music. not the idiotic fans of the numb-skull songs. if you believe what your singing people will listen

so go eat a cow pie "Justin Bieber" :)

~Tiny
(canadian had to go to the bathroom)

My thumb is missing!!

okay i don't have a rant today because i have a very, very important issue to deal with!

my thumb is missing!
have you seen my thumb?

it was there a second ago! like i am not even kidding, so i was sitting there, and then i saw my little brother, but then he called me a loser so i went to go and punch him and then my thumb was gone!

im seriouse... wait. oh, hey! found it! it was there the whole time! :D cause you know you can't type without a thumb! ya silly person! i can't believe you actually though my thumb was missing!
psh-aw!

don't be crazy!

okay well me and my thumb are gonna go eat some ice cream!

~Tiny Canadian

Did you know...

did you know that the world doesn't revolve around cheese?

i know...

i was shocked when i heard too.

but though we all must face it, the world does not revolve around cheese, apparently thanks to some person 500 years ago it now revolves around the sun!!!!! what nut job decided that?! i mean seriously? the sun? wow...

any way did you actually know that somewhere in the world there is someone who looks excatly like me? ya just like me. but you don't know what i look like. so any way. and there is one that looks like you to!

and you

and you

and even...








YOU!!!!!!!! :D

Why can't we all be dogs?

Why can't we all be dogs? (no offense) but it has come to my understanding that dogs like to enjoy the little things in life and they don't ponder on the larger, less important thing like : did i finish my homework? do i have a test tomorrow? why is there a marsh-mellow stuck to my nose? why is my hamster speaking to me! ... sorry I'm getting off topic....

Haven't we all had one of "those day" before? i mean come your gonna look me in the eye and tell me you've never had a crap day and then when you come home and hang out with your dog (or feline) and they made you feel better cause they look so darn peaceful?

you know what don't answer that...

anyway, here is a silly pic of my kitty cat in the sink! oh... and when i had to give her a bath... that was not fun.

You know what makes me tick?

you know what really bugs that crap out of me!? when people are chatting online with me and im like "what are ya doin'? and their like "nothing im sooo bored!" why is everyone so bored these days?! i mean we've got computers, games T.V how could you be bored with all this crap around us!?
you know what the problem is... is were all trying to hard to be "cool" well you know what? to hell with "cool"! i wanna be lame... well not lame, just... I'm not sure. anyway I'm bored talking about this...

Why can't pigs fly?

Who invented marsh-mellows?

Why is my yellow talking to me?

these are the questions that haunt me. so how in anyway could we be bored with all these mind numbing questions? i certainly am not.